Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
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Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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