I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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