So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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