He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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