I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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