So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
not ubering you a puppy
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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