would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
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