I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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