he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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