Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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