Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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