BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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