Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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