you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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