I'm gonna have a badass scar
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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