im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just invented taco cereal.
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A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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