Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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