yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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