i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize