No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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