Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
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... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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