Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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