I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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