I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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