Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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