i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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