I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
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And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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