When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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