What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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