Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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