Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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