Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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