If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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