Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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