did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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