Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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