He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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