honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
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The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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