So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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