Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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