In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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