He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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