matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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