Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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