its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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