did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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