Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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