You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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