How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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