What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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